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14 Times When People Mocked Themselves By Saying Something Weird To Others.

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14 Times When People Mocked Themselves By Saying Something Weird To Others.

‘It sounded better in my head…’

#14 Because He Loved Batman!

#14 Because He Loved Batman!

When I was a child, my friend’s mom passed away. He loved Batman so I said, you’re only one parent away from being like Batman.

-blinkooo

#13 Ouch!

#13 Ouch!

My sister had just been dumped by her fiance. She was devastated. We were at Denny’s, where they use to eat a lot, and we were thinking about what to order. She said “You know what Bryan used to love?” meaning something he always ate there. Without skipping a beat I said, “You?”

She cried.

-CaptMurphy

#12 I Hope She Lives Long!

#12 I Hope She Lives Long!

My friend is holding his infant daughter.

In my head: “She’s so lucky to be born in our modern world, medicine is advancing so fast she may well see the cure to old age, practical immortality.”

Out of my mouth: “I wonder how long she’ll live?”

Nobody’s ever given me a dirtier look.

-OtherLutris

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